WK 10 Lawyer Jokes

How do you greet a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
. . . "Good morning, your honor."
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What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller
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How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do lawyers use for birth control?
. . . Their personalities.
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